[Stu]

This thread would be so much better if people gave reasons. Anyway :

N-Dubz : They are incredible inconsistent, unoriginal and downright offensive. Nobody with Dappy's intelligence or grasp on the world deserves to be in broadcast, on stage, or in print. Look at the guy.

Most other UK Urban acts : See above. I'm gunna don a T-Shirt with a hillarious slogan and rap about the ladies, innit bruv.

Britney Spears : She is a product. Plenty of products exist in the pop world but none garner the downright scary level of fetishism as this cult of personality does. She is an average singer, she has a huge team behind her holding her hand every step of the way, and she has no artistic merit or claim to anything. What does she actually do apart from be Britney Spears?

Reality TV stars : Exceptions exist, like Girls Aloud, but for the most part, see above.

Nickelback : Hey hurrr I wanna be a wrockshtah. Evidence of an impending global apocalypse.

My Chemical Romance : Dude, we sing for the kidz who suffer the plight of a wealthy suburban upbringing dude. DUDE!. Plenty of other bands like this but I will use these guys as a scapegoat for the shitstorm that is screaming, angsty American piss.

Hollywood Undead : ANGRY AND CONTROVERSIAL TATTOOS AND MASKS AND AGRESSION AND SHIZ. YARGH.

Christie Moore : The guy is fit only to sing Bannana Phone.