[Dr.Gonzo]

So, I'm being driven about by the missus last night... and for some reason we start talking about me wearing one of her thongs to work today. I told her I would if she wore my boxers under her dress. Sounds fair, right? Well it really isn't. My boxers are comfy, damn it. They fit. Things don't hang out of them or travel anywhere if I start to slump in my seat.

So I woke up this morning, had a shower, walked back into her room to find a selection of thongs for me to wear. She wanted me to wear these fancy blue ones with pink dots on but I chose black ones with white dots.

They're ok.

But they're very uncomfy and I keep having to remind myself that yes, I am indeed wearing clothes and not naked at all.

Any other guys wore a thong for sh**s and giggles? Please say yes. If no one admits to it, I'm going home tonight and raping myself.