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It's not just the physical stuff he's done, I also notice he can sometimes be a bit heavy with the ball breakin' and such. He seems to enjoy takin' the piss out of people and he'll really laugh about it whilst they're clearly not appreciating his behaviour.

Really how many ministers/fathers/priests have long hair with dye, tatoos and are rock music fans, whilst also having the kind of personality that Dave has? A real priest is incredibly nice and homely and welcoming and warm but Dave is more like the local butcher or the guy who works at the local pub.