[*mazedsalv**]

I am just reading DS, cant believe i forgot how funny she was... only in there for a few days but heres some of her quotes:.. she just didnt know what the hell Big Brother was.

Jackie - I'm not nominated
Lisa - You are nominated
Jackie - Nominated for what
Lisa - For eviction, you and John
[Lisa then walks away frustrated saying "I can't do this - i'm gonna strangle her"] lol

"Jackie, you have been evicted"
"Yeah, so what?" she just doesnt get the concept of the show

"This show has about 50m viewers right ? They'll all be fascinated to hear about their left brains and right brains"

"Do people actually watch this **** night after night... they should do something with their lives"

"Have you done research on the show?"
"Research? Ive never heard of this **** show"

"Who's Big Brother ?"

"Im hungry, Im going to make some toast" walks towards the DR...
"Bridgette make me a toast!"

After first visit to the DR " Is Big Brother a computer ?"

"I feel sorry for you kids having to live like this"

"Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?"

"Theses tasks, couldn't we just bake cakes ? I thought they'd have us out visiting hospitals"

Seeing Germaine lying on her bed " Are you warming a bed for someone else too ?"

to Bez)
"You have a great voice, have you ever thought of being an opera singer"

to germaine " I've had some cooking lessons, this is how you crack a boiled egg"

Jackie about McCririck

"What's wrong with that old duffer?"

Jackie about Jeremy: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?"
The others "because it's morning"
Jackie "It's not morning is it?"


Germaine "Ok everyone, I have a suitcase to pack"
Jackie: "Where are you going?"
Germaine: "I'm leaving"
Jackie: "Why? D'ya get fired?"


Jackie: "What's this?"
Bez: It's my bed, I'm letting you have it to sleep in"
Jackie: "Is that for punishment? why is it up there?"
Bez: "It's a bunk bed"

about John
"Life's tough enough without being insulted by a nobody. Has he looked in the mirror lately?"....
"John you could give someone a nervous breakdown just sitting there"