[Patrick]

So there I was, thinking about Big Brother and how everyone has moved on and forgotten it and I'm still going on about it, walking across the town like some stranger from the past pulling everyone shouting and yelling 'Don't you remember me! Don't you remember Big Brother? Remember Sam Pepper and The Nest!' Pulling onto people I once called fellow BB fans and shouting 'Say you remember Tony The Most Curvalicious and most bootalicious horse in all of BB World!'

But nothing, everyone has moved on.

Anyway, I then decided to take a trip down memory lane starting with the source of all Big Brother videos... YouTube.

I went straight to my favourites in an epic race to show everyone why we loved Big Brother and just as I found what I needed, my heart sank.

Spoiler:

Simon Cowell needs to get Ben Duncan on X Factor during a result show to perform Hero.