[Patrick]

Does anyone know who this guy is?




Me and my mate were in Waterstones today just looking through books to kill time for the bus and then he was sitting beside the window signing stuff.

I imagine there was a cue, but this was about 7PM so it was empty really.

I was like 'Who the ******'s he?' and my mate was like 'It's Chris Moyles' and I wanted to slap my friend for his ******ing stupidity.


Eventually, I decided he must be famous one way or another and I rarely meet famous people.

My friend was like 'Paddy it's abit stupid getting a guy's autograph if he means nothing to you and you don't know who he is?'

But at that point I just thought I'd google him when I got in.


So I go up to the woman and was like 'Yo, Who's that chubby bloke in the corner signing stuff?' and she was like 'Oh that's *mumbles* he was on Never Mind The Buzzcocks *Lists other pointless shows*'

And I was like k,


So I walked up and go 'Hey mate, can you sign here to Patrick?'

Then he just goes 'Sure, are you a fan?'

I was like 'Uh yeah, You're epic on the buzzcocks...' and then he just gave me the autograph and was like 'Done '


His writing is so weird, I had to go and google that show and look for his name properly.


It says he's a Comedian, I love Comedians like I would love to be one when I grow up so I'm quite glad I just met a Comedian but I was just wondering does anyone on here know this bloke?

I mean how relevant is he?