[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Eamon Holmes must resign.

sorry BBC the Joe is jumping ship,
because all except one channel, i have to let r-i-p.
daybreak is a complete and utter sham,
if i did not no better, i would say its a criminal scam.
flicking through the channels out of desperation,
then came a bit of GMTV inspiration.
the voice was instant recognition,
miss Fiona was the only missing edition.
whiter on top, and a little wider,
red, white and blue has not been a humour divider.
you are still on form, its down to your presenting skill,
what ever sky payed, its worth a empty till.
the whit is classic, a pure funny buzz,
i need you Eamon in the morning to clear my fuzz.
ask sky to bring back there message boards and that's the icing,
can you remember me on GMTV, me and Starla had no pricing.
every morning now with you i will get wake wise,
Eamon Holmes the Joe loves you and sky are my everyday sunrise.


(ofcourse the joe dose not think this lol i love wakeing up to eamon lol much better then dayfake lol or what ever you call it - what do you lot watch in morning and why ?)