[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

valentines for the Joe please

on the Internet i am a blast,
because all alone i stand, i am a true outcast.
my poems are a joke,
everyone No's the Joe is one unfunny bloke.
a few Lady's that like danger,
head towards this lone ranger.
on thisisbigbrother the sooster is in my pride,
the affection towards the Joe, is noway snide.
and on ITV i have the coopster and the daffodil,
both who want me, and i realise must be ill.
but on February the 14, i want romantic,
i will travel the earth and even swim the Atlantic.
all i ask is she can cook clean and earn,
this is the perfect lady and for her i yearn.
and after a days work i still have needs,
so i hope you are not to tired for me to share my seeds.
please wake before me and don't squeak,
because you have to respect the Joe and give no cheek.
clean the house and prepare a breakfast feast,
serve it to me on a tray in bed with 2 coffee's at least.
then go to work and let me relax,
i have got the message boards and poems why you pay our tax.
no i wont cheat,i am as good as gold,
i will only change you for a new model when you are saggy and old.
happy valentines day Lady's, here's some flowers,
today is yours, but the rest of the year the men have the powers.


(the joe just hopes you ladys can take a joke lol )