[Locke.]

Right.

You walk into your back kitchen, you head over to the unit that is behind the door, and you pick out some of these very nice miniature muffins:



You pick up the mini muffins and throw them into a bowl then lash the packet in the bin. Then you head over to the cupboard and root through about 50 tins of horrible crap until you reach the good stuff - The custard:



After reaching the custard you pull out another bowl - NOT THE SAME ONE THE MUFFINS ARE IN - and pour the custard into it. Then lash that into the microwave for however long it says on the back of the tin.

Once that is done (and once you've stirred it) you should pour the custard into the same bowl and over the top of the mini muffins. Then you have got the greatest snack of all time.

I can't find a picture on google of it so just picture it in your head.

Now a mission for you all:

Do this and take a photo of your own, and post it in this thread.

I'd do the same but I haven't got any custard, just the mini muffins