[Kerry]

Right, bear with me.....

We had one bin. One black wheelie bin. You put your rubbish in it and take it out once a week - sorted

Then comes the blue bin. Paper and card is supposed to go in the blue bin. That goes out once a fortnight. OK fair enough.

Then comes a smaller blue bin. The bigger blue bin then becomes for plastic and glass (though only certain plastic. If you put a juice bottle in they won't take it) and the smaller blue bin becomes for paper and card. These now get taken fortnightly

Still with me?

Finally. The latest letter we have is a GREEN waste service. These are green bags for garden waste that are taken once a month. No day. They just give you a 'week they are due' and you have to leave your green bags out (not black - they won't take black bags and not more that 6 - they won't take more than 6)

Is there any wonder that for one, I'm losing the plot and two, nobody recycles!!!!!