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Because I know you are all dying to know who my Top 50 are because of my amazing taste. It is a top 53 really, but Top 50 sounds better.

Anyway:

53. Spiral - Big Brother 7



52. Ainslie Henderson - Fame Academy, Season 1



51. Rachel Ifon - Big Brother 11



Great body, shame she supports Everton.

50. Torrie Wilson - I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! US, Season 2



49. Jenni "JWoww" Farley - Jersey Shore



48. Amy Connolly - The X Factor, Season 5

Youtube video

She somehow didn't make the live shows, one of the worst decisions of all time.

47. MC Romeo - The Games, Season 2



46. Lady Isabella Hervey - Celebrity Love Island, Season 1



45. Snooki - Jersey Shore



44. MC Plat'num - The Games, Season 4



43. Danielle Lloyd - Celebrity Big Brother 5



Possibly the best looking Big Brother contestant ever.

42. Bobby Sabel - Celebrity Big Brother 8



Because he is still in the current series he has a chance to rise up this list or fall down it (probably rise up it).

41. Linford Christie - I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Season 10