As a young man I would spend hours thinking, the thought which aroused me most of all was the thought of kissing Sue Pollard quickly as she made strange noises on her button operated voice box. I would dream of this image for hours on end rubbing myself as I thought of Sue Pollard, how I yearned for just one press of those buttons on her throat, what I wouldn't do for just one quick kiss and a donkey ride with the lovely Sue Pollard.
When I found this fine print It really made my year, I've stopped going to work now as I spend all my time just looking at it. It really has changed my life! I used to be a sociable person with lots of friends, a good job, family. I've lost it all now as I just spend my time looking at the Sue Pollard print often for days on end, most of the time I don't sleep but when I do it's always the last thing I see before I sleep and the first thing I see when I wake up. I love my new life, as long as I've got Pollard in a kiss me quick hat I've everything I could ever need, it's all I've ever wanted.
It's never too late to be who you once could have been...
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Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate
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