[LaLaLand]

Housemate 1: Female from Bromley. Likes to climb trees. Likes to walk around naked with heels on around the house. Can do the limbo so well her head touches the ground.

Housemate 2 – Male from North London, Enfield. Studying to be a therapist. Single. Would like to find a soulmate in the house. Can fit his entire fist in his mouth.

Housemate 3 – Male, 22 from Chesire. Entrepreneur. Says he’s 150% Conservative. Considers himself upper-class. Has no sense of smell. Had the biggest hand at school and is yet to meet anyone with bigger hands.

Housemate 4 – Female, 25 from Manchester. Not a girly girly . Hates talking about shopping and hangbags. Only takes 10 minutes to get ready.

Housemate 5 – Male, 23 from Peckham, South London. Runs a record label and produces his own music. Claims he pulled Pixie Lott five years ago. Used to model for Baby Gap.

Housemate 6 – Female, 18 from South Shields, North East. Obsessed with pink. Claims to have a gay chihuahua. Convinced she’s going to marry Dappy from N-Dubz.

Housemate 7 – Female, 30 from London. Model and holistic healer. Describes herself as a different species and certainly not human.

Housemate 8 – Male, 20 from Solihull. Fat people make him angry. He can mime sad songs in the mirror so well he can move himself to tears.

Housemate 9 – Female, 28 from Wirral. Club hostess. Doesn’t often strip just gets paid for companionship. Has a walk-in-wardbrobe with hundreds of thousand pounds worth of clothes.

Housemate 10 – Male, 28 from Windsor. Big animal lover. Recently saw a frog die in his next door neighbours pond. He picked it up and blew air back into it and brought it back to life.

Housemate 11 – Female, 19 from Tamworth. A keen wrestler. She goes to the gym twice a day and eats six or seven times a day and spends all her money on food and protein.

Housemate 12 – Male, 27 from Newcastle. Works out 6 days a week. Regularly Parties until 8am. His mum is his best pal.

Housemate 13 – Female, 21 from Oxford. Says she speaks 5 languages. Can shake her bum so fast it looks like a blur.

Housemate 14 – Male, 30 from Weston-Super-Mare. Cries everytime he gets his hair cut. Got more scout badges than anyone else by lying to his troop.