[Angus]

AARON:

Doesn't sh*t in freezers
Doesn't wee on other HMs
Doesn't wee in the pool
Doesn't wipe his a*se on household linen to impress weirdos
Doesn't stomp on perfectly good food in a temper
Doesn't vandalise other people's property with ketchup and food dye
Doesn't fart and burp continuously
Doesn't have a fetish about excrement
Doesn't make a point of taking a dump with the toilet door open
Doesn't spitefully hide food and alcohol like a petulant child
Doesn't aggressively threaten to beat the crap out of people
Doesn't throw a strop when he can't get people to crawl up his a*se
Doesn't become moody and aggressive when there's not enough food
Doesn't talk about women as if they are nothing more than sex dolls
Doesn't swear like a trooper or talk derogatorily about women
Doesn't stick his fingers in Louise and then ask her to smell them
Doesn't talk about banging the lungs out of Louise
Doesn't shag blokes (Ladyboys)
Doesn't have sixsomes with total strangers
Doesn't do the cringeworthy robot dance then criticise others' moves
Doesn't have to buy £500 gifts to try and look good to the public
Doesn't sit on the fence or avoid offending people to fly under the radar
Doesn't attach himself to perceived popular HMs to get airtime
Doesn't shirk from speaking his mind and telling it like it is
Doesn't feel the need to join gangs and suck up to people to avoid noms
Does have the intelligence and knowledge to hold a decent conversation
Does have principles and morals he sticks to
Does remove himself from situations and people he finds stressful rather
than be aggressive and intimidating
Does have a sense of humour that doesn't involve bodily functions
Does have better taste in women than gross skanks like Louise
Does have the character not to be a sheep or cosy up to brain dead thugs
Does have the honesty to be himself, sulks and all
Does have the confidence to know when he is right and not apologise just
to curry favour with the public
Does have the ability to state his point without shouting aggressively and
losing his temper
Does contribute more to the show over 9 weeks than the rest of the HMs
put together