ukturtle - loves Australia/NZ and traveling, hates christmas, has a ****ty family life, is a gayman, names types of poo in his spare time, likes to creep customers at his restaurant out by asking them questions about animals, his level of abuse towards others depends on the climatic conditions, posts ambiguous wall posts, banned scott (

), he hates his boss, is rather indecisive when it comes to keeping status as a moderator because staying as one or the other is too mainstream, likes really old men, and finally is a very nice and kind person (even though he does smell).
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ME AND GOD WE DON'T GET ALONG, SO NOW I SING