[Shaun]

*Decides to reply seriously*

Shurules:
1) Swear filter a go-go
2) +1 posts (no -1s)
3) Replace the majority of emoticons with a set that's complete and matching
4) Get someone less important than myself to come up with a selection of skins
5) Filter the words 'banter', 'legend' and 'epic'.
6) Increase the capacity for avatars a teeny bit (and compensate for this by disallowing animated signatures)
7) Add a couple of games to the Arcade
8) Scrap the MusicBox
9) Make my posts all appear in a dazzling glittery purple
10) CHANGE THE BLOODY FORUM LINKS IN THE FOOTER, AT THE VERY LEAST TO RELEVANT HOUSEMATES.