[waterhog]

Janet street porter should be our prime minister and would she marry me ?

i am just getting in,
i have never been into lady's that are loose,
with all due respect none are young birds,
more like, each one a elegant, graceful , stunning goose.
but down on one knee i am,
quick call the press reporter,
OK i am a little younger,
and i am sure for breakfast would eat me Janet Street Porter.
Janet's views are down to earth,
i remember her speaking in the rainforest fungal,
that's when i fell in love,
it was in Ant and Dec's jungle.
so what are mine and Janet's plans,
am i sick and plotting something sinister,
my love is pure and genuine,
and that's why i am putting her forward as prime-minister.
get this country in shape,
hospitals, care, tax, housing, crime and stop us sitting on the fence,
that's why i love you Janet Street Porter,
you are so down to earth and riddled with common sense.

( i think i am going to get a reputation as i am currently proposing to allot of lady's - well and men lol at present ? but i think i have found the right one this time - you are all invited to my wedding if Janet says yes lol)