[Benjamin]

I just went for a cig outside and the wind caught the front door and shut it. I didn't have my keys and nobody was in. Then I remembered a few doors down they have scaffolding up, so I went to knock on their door to see if they were in. They were not, so I scaled the scaffolding and roof hopped over several houses to get to the kitchen roof of my house so I could climb back into my window. All this whilst I'm wearing trackie bottoms and flip flops and it's raining.