[waterhog]

was there any need for sausage-Gate ? 11.6.12

morning again,
but this was Becky's first score,
and when Criss came round,
like my ears, his head was sore.
he is not going to drink,
mummy did give him this advice,
while in the bathroom,
Caroline and Scott were flossing, teeth nice.
is boredom sinking,
Ashleigh is already thinking love hustle,
1st confession,
she loves seeing the rippling mussel.
after his little rant,
Criss did for last night apologise,
i got the feeling its a bluff,
because drinking, like in his clubs, its life's exercise.
then Benedict got rude,
but did the viewer flinch,
talk about self respect,
is it big at 8 inch.
Ashleigh had a realisation,
there's no common ground with Luke,
i just hope the embarrassment,
don't make us puke.
into the army next,
a mission set that's very scary,
Becky did look the part,
it suits her wearing that black berry.
she's got to be nice to one,
make tea and so it runs,
how embarrassing,
to have to drop in " you have got nice buns".
Lydia and Scott were gossiping,
take Deana's mixed messages with a pinch of salt,
i object to this,
with them i have fault.
what i most love next,
Deana's first honest confession,
the bond with her and Becky,
JellybabyGate was so nice it gave my heart depression.
it was returned,
as i passed said the secret mission did pass,
Becky told Deana "she got nice buns",
all at the pool, this was BB top class.
a bit of paranoia now,
Criss is starting to panic,
realising his mad night,
he thinks he is going to be the next titanic.
i am not going to miss-interrupt,
Conors confidence was not arrogance,
and if he was sure he was staying,
i am making this allowance.
time to eat,
the menu was sausage and mash,
Lydia saw something untoward s,
its the start of sausageGate clash.
so the guys still hungry,
to the kitchen for chopping,
this is where it begins,
foodGate leaves loyalty's hopping.
Luke and Conor talking noms,
insisting together they can rule,
while decent conversation from Deana and Becky,
both insisting Criss is not right and cruel.
clicks are forming,
that is undeniable,
but i don't have faith,
at this stage they are unreliable.
Criss stated the obvious,
but i saw the cheek,
we have nothing to worry about but food,
but why do i predict he is first to freak.
Luke picked Ashleigh up,
thinking its all calculated,
she's put him right,
and told him "he is sexually frustrated".
the party arrived,
all dressed up and time for digging,
well that was until,
Lydia over heard with her ear wigging.
its all kicked off,
Lydia feels-sorry for Lauren and the bitching,
but she is so happy its not her,
priceless stitching.
LukeA has the hammer,
he has hit the nail,
the conclusion was drink,
that's why tensions have gone up in scale.
a whole onion next,
Criss can swallow,
while Lauren is so upset,
and asked Adam to stick with her and follow.
he tried his best,
but i think there will be truancy,
they are all starting to click,
food is the most important currency.
a little sob now,
Sara told Lauren she needs to chill,
while Deana told the boys,
its all about planning and no skill.
that's day 5,
a book, a poem or one more sham,
say what you want about it,
but you can no longer BB slam.