[Locke.]

So guys, they seemed to drift apart a couple of weeks back once Arron went up for eviction but the great trio have all teamed up again it seems. First up we have the man himself, Arron. The cage fighter, the model, the best prankster the Big Brother house has ever seen, maybe the producers of Punk'd have now found their long awaited replacement for Ashton Kutcher? I think so. What can we say about Arron.. He is running the show at the moment, eating peoples chocolate, putting talc in hair dryers, destroying Lydia and Deana over the dinner table in more ways than one no doubt.

Next up we have Luke S, the enigma. He started off his journey by swiftly silencing the World's Worst Bouncer over an argument about food, the little annoying man tried to start an argument but as we have all seen over the weeks Luke is far too cool to let silly people like that get to him. Unfortunately a very disgusting man by the name of Benedict tried to ruin Luke's time in the hosue by poisoning him with some sort of wild curry powder, but being the genius that he is Luke figured this out and sent the man packing, running scared. He has also been shagging some essex bint on the side. An idol to the young men of the forum like Mockinator.

And finally we have the Irishman Conor. Started off being the quiet guy and was accused of being boring, but once again most people on this forum were proven wrong and he rose from the ashes and joined forces in taking down Lydia and Deana, a mission he shall be completing this week.

And to anyone who dares to ride against the three amigos... just no. Your favourite housemate is no match.