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Didn't got smoothly according to The People.

STRIFE SWAP!

GOBBY Jade Goody had plenty to moan about living with Britain's most outrageous cheat in TV's Celebrity Wife Swap, The People can reveal.

Big Brother dimwit Jade spent two weeks with lying Army Major Charles (cough cough) Ingram.

Jade, 22, moved in with Ingram, 39, who was found guilty six months ago of trying to con the producers of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

And by the end of two weeks' filming, The People can reveal that Jade had:

SCREAMED at the major for being "lazy" and "a flapper".

BROKEN down in tears under his strict regime.

BRANDED his hard-faced missus a snob.

The swap took place when Jade was seven months' pregnant and Ingram had just been convicted of trying to defraud the TV Millionaire quiz show by getting a pal to cough at the right answers.

Jade, from a working class background in South London, was horrified at the amount of work she was expected to do at his posh rural home in Wiltshire.

She rants: "He likes to be waited on hand and foot. Well, Charles I'll cook you a good dinner and that'll be it."

But Jade ends up mopping floors, doing laundry, cooking meals and preparing the three Ingram kids' packed lunches.

Jade tells the major: "If I have a premature baby I'm blaming it on the Ingrams. Overworked and underpaid."

The pair have a slanging match after Jade brands him "a flapper".

Ingram rages: "What she said was very annoying, very ill-considered. I am a remarkably composed person."

Later Jade is caught sobbing because she is missing her TV presenter boyfriend Jeff Brazier, 24, who is being looked after by the major's wife Diana.

Charles accuses her of lying about how much housework she gives Jeff.

But she shouts: "I did Diana's work for days. You've done one day's worth and already you can't cope."

Jade ends up having more tantrums when she hears that Diana, 39, has called her new Essex home "bleak".

A C4 insider said: "It's great viewing. It's obvious Jade found the whole experience a bit much."

Celebrity Wife Swap is expected to be screened before the end of the year.

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