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To Shanghai’s Zhongshan Hospital, where medics are removing a nine-inch dildo from a man’s intestines.

The man, 30, says he had been having sex with his wife when the sex aide (9 inches long and 3 inches wide), became wedged up his anus.

(Maybe she put it there for safe keeping? Yep That’s what happened. Honest.)

And there is remained for five days.

No amount of fruit would shift it. But, then, bananas are out of season. Finally, the man went to hospital.



Doctor Yao Liqing from Zhongshan Hospital tells us:

“If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into a critical condition. We had decided to operate if we failed to take it out with the help of an endoscope. In the end we removed it and avoided having to do surgery. Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient’s body.”

He advises:

“People must use sex toys properly and avoid ones that are too big as they can hurt people.”

Small is better. Well, so says the Chinese doctor…


Anorak


That looks huge....and painful.