[Mrluvaluva]

To Shanghai’s Zhongshan Hospital, where medics are removing a nine-inch dildo from a man’s intestines.

The man, 30, says he had been having sex with his wife when the sex aide (9 inches long and 3 inches wide), became wedged up his anus.

(Maybe she put it there for safe keeping? Yep That’s what happened. Honest.)

And there is remained for five days.

No amount of fruit would shift it. But, then, bananas are out of season. Finally, the man went to hospital.



Doctor Yao Liqing from Zhongshan Hospital tells us:

“If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into a critical condition. We had decided to operate if we failed to take it out with the help of an endoscope. In the end we removed it and avoided having to do surgery. Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient’s body.”

He advises:

“People must use sex toys properly and avoid ones that are too big as they can hurt people.”

Small is better. Well, so says the Chinese doctor…


Anorak


That looks huge....and painful.

[Z]

Was there really a wife?

[Benjamin]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel sick. How/why would you leave it up you for five days?

[Marsh.]

My insides feel weird. Urgh.

[Marc]

Ben..?

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Marczipan

Ben..?

Shhhh, I had to give a fake chinese name.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally Posted by Ben

I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel sick. How/why would you leave it up you for five days?

He was obviously very embarrassed....or maybe he just liked it.

[Jake.]

I thought it said 5 years

[King Gizzard]

the title made me laugh

[Shaun]

no swearing though pls this is tibb we have standards

[/hijacking a thread]

[Omah]

Blimey, I didn't know the anus could be penetrated that far .....

He must have been in acute pain (and not just from the dildo) because I've had a twisted (and therefore blocked) bowel and I went "critical" very quickly, i.e. in a matter of hours, and had to be hospitalised and heavily sedated prior to surgery .....

[InOne]

Reminds me of Shameless

[Alf]

what a complete and utter sh*t stabber

Originally Posted by Omah

Blimey, I didn't know the anus could be penetrated that far .....

He must have been in acute pain (and not just from the dildo) because I've had a twisted (and therefore blocked) bowel and I went "critical" very quickly, i.e. in a matter of hours, and had to be hospitalised and heavily sedated prior to surgery .....

Let me guess - you slipped and fell on a tomato ketchup bottle.

Original

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva

To Shanghai’s Zhongshan Hospital, where medics are removing a nine-inch dildo from a man’s intestines.

The man, 30, says he had been having sex with his wife when the sex aide (9 inches long and 3 inches wide), became wedged up his anus.

(Maybe she put it there for safe keeping? Yep That’s what happened. Honest.)

And there is remained for five days.

No amount of fruit would shift it. But, then, bananas are out of season. Finally, the man went to hospital.



Doctor Yao Liqing from Zhongshan Hospital tells us:

“If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into a critical condition. We had decided to operate if we failed to take it out with the help of an endoscope. In the end we removed it and avoided having to do surgery. Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient’s body.”

He advises:

“People must use sex toys properly and avoid ones that are too big as they can hurt people.”

Small is better. Well, so says the Chinese doctor…


Anorak


That looks huge....and painful.

[bbfan1991]

Oh gawd.

[Vanessa]

[Jamie585]

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

Let me guess - you slipped and fell on a tomato ketchup bottle.

Original

Read my post - "twisted" .....

A twisted bowel, also known as a bowel volvulus, is a very serious medical condition that requires immediate medical intervention to prevent further serious complications. Twisted bowels are more common in young infants, older males and those with pre-existing gastrointestinal conditions. The symptoms from a twisted bowel tend to appear very quickly, progress rapidly and require swift attention for the best outcome.Common symptoms of a twisted bowel include blood present in the stool, difficulty having a bowel movement, a swollen abdomen, abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting. When a twisted bowel occurs, the small intestine is wrapped around itself and this causes an obstruction in the digestive tract. If the twist in the bowel is severe, it can cut off the blood flow to surrounding sections of the small intestine. This type of twist will result in very intense abdominal pain and can lead to the loss of the affected section of the bowel.Stool tests, CT scans and blood tests are all used when diagnosing a twisted bowel. Once a twisted bowel is definitively diagnosed, emergency surgery is required to fix the obstruction. This type of surgery is typically performed in a minimally invasive manner and involves entering the abdominal cavity to manually untwist the affected area of bowel. Without rapid treatment, sections of the bowel can become necrotic due to the lack of blood and the area above the obstruction is prone to tearing or rupturing due to the pressure caused by the blockage. Pain levels tend to increase with the severity of the blockage

You should try one .....

[Michael87]

I'm amused.....

was he really in critical condition? Wonder why no ladies have posted here.

[Suze]

Looking at that x-ray I can't believe how far up that is Surely to gawd he must have been in a lot of pain? and should have gone past the embarassment stage and just got it sorted rather than wait 5 days. What an eejit.

[Suze]

Originally Posted by Michael87

I'm amused.....

was he really in critical condition? Wonder why not ladies have posted here.

Only just come back on Tibbs again today and only just seen this thread. Doubt too many peeps will be online here this time of day though.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by JingleHorse95

I thought it said 5 years

Im surprised he didnt say he "slipped" and fell on it.

[Marcus.]

well that was cleaver

[AnnieK]

Originally Posted by Michael87

I'm amused.....

was he really in critical condition? Wonder why no ladies have posted here.

We have all been too busy trying to remove our love eggs since reading 50 shades of grey. 5 days???the wimp.