[KingBilly]

Once again, we were locked in a mortal battle.

Do not be deceived, they are all damned. Those who voteth for Rylan shall burn in the ninth circle of hell for all eternity. Our non-denominational Baptists have not won, but they have spread the righteous message of the glitz & glam and the struggles of being actual celebrities (this is something Rylan is not familiar with.)

Rylan is not the actual winner, he was let out of the house to rehearse for his soon-to-flop X-factor tour, every single frame of the show was edited and manipulated so Channel 5 (owner of the DailyStar, the magazine that has been slagging off Heidi & her husband daily as well) would make the mindless audiences vote for that nobody. This is the most anti-climatic ending of a reality show ever, and the most obvious fix in the history of Celebrity Big Brother (AKA the show nobody is gonna watch anymore ever).

Here is an iconic ****-off from me, your fave person on the internet obvs, may we all live superficial lives and wear diamonds for breakfast, the rest of you losers can enjoy watching this abortion fake cry some more. Have fun.

† RIP Channel 5. RIP BB. Praise Heidi. †
~Your king, Billy.