[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Zee

Let's start picking out fabrics for the sofas in our dream home while everyone's going mental over the slutty housemate saying that dumb thing to the annoying housemate and rage about the attractive housemate being boring and the ugly housemate being awkward and the stereotype housemates do stereotypical things and there's an argument or fifteen.

I want a bright blue bedroom. I want to feel like I'm in the sky.

Gregory. Sit down. I have some news to tell you.

I'm going to watch Big Brother. Please don't be angry or upset. It's not you, it's me. We can still pick out fabrics, discuss the ethics of washing up liquids and I'll still tickle you on the belly every so often.

I hope you understand.