[the truth]

yes by all means allow Charlie and hazel to take a cucumber each and pleasure themselves in their own time....heaven knows they need some pleasure

but using one as a lethal weapon to force into various orifices is just not on
goodness knows what detective dan would make of these vicious assaults
no doubt an hour in the garden prison would be minimum punishment....then again imagine Charlie dropped her cucumber in the prison showers?

no im afraid cucumber stabbings must stop, they can do what they like with mangos though