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Time for one of Zee's infamous overshares

I'm going on holiday on Thursday. I am outrageously hairy and while that in itself doesn't bother me, it can look a bit unsightly if you're on a sun lounger trying your best to look a bit like a rich shade of mahogany so I decided to get some Veet and get rid of hair on my feet, armpits and (whispers) back. Nobody likes looking like a hobbit, Julia Roberts or a gorilla, so I got rid of my armpit hair no problem and feet are obviously easy enough but back is harder to do because apparently I have the stumpiest, least flexible arms this side of not being a thalidomide baby so what I've managed to do is get rid of the hair on the small of my back but I still have hair between my shoulder blades below my neck. Short of asking a friend to come and do it for me, has anyone got any suggestions for how I can reach that part of my body!?