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So last December I started working in the HQ office for a chain of restaurants in Glasgow at the weekends, I was replacing this girl (we'll call her C) so we worked together for a few shifts before she left. I have her on Facebook, sometimes like each other's statuses, haven't really seen her much since but she's friends with the girl I work with (N) so still hear about her from time to time.

A while ago, she uploaded a new cover photo to Facebook and tagged people in it, and you know on Facebook if someone tags people in a photo it'll come up like Zee TiBB has tagged Shaun TiBB and 11 other people in a photo? Well, she uploads this picture and there's this name (E) that comes up and I was like huh weird, that's my lecturer's name - turns out it IS him! So I'm like ha weird, so I message her being like "oh E is my lecturer!" and she says they go running together as part of a gay and lesbian athletics club, which is cool. So immediately I'm like gay and lesbian athletics club eh, interesting but obv don't say anything to her.

Then she says "don't you think he's soooo cute, I think I fancy him" and because I don't really know her that well I didn't want to be like "OH YEAH TOTALLY!" so I just sort of said "yeah I guess so", then without warning she goes "I have to go now, up early tomorrow for a run, I'll see him tomorrow I'll tell him you say hi!" So I'm sitting there like aw noooooooooooo and frantically message her like "omg don't he'll think I'm a creep" but she'd already gone offline. So I didn't go to his classes for two weeks after that because I was so mortified - the next day he'd made his profile completely profile so he obviously knew I'd been creeping him.

Well...

NOW HE'S MY BLOODY DISSERTATION SUPERVISER so I've been dodging meeting up with him for months now, we met once in August which was awkward as **** and we've not met up since then and only been in contact once when I had to send him a dissertation plan. Then, last night, C invites me on Facebook to go running with their athletics club and E (my superviser) is invited as well. It's probably not as bad as I think it is but I find it so awkward, he'll be all "so I think you need to change this in your dissertation" and I'll be thinking "I think you need to change IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW I'VE SEEN PICTURES OF YOU IN YOUR RUNNING SHORTS" Jesus Christ this is not okay help me