[the truth]

Ok before I get wrongly accused of sexism misogyny by the feminists heres a poll for sexiest men

-olly. ok hes supposedly the best looking bloke on the planet with half a million twitter followers. but is he that sexy? seems incredibly bland and seems very contrived and rehearsed. his voice bores me too. maybe a lovely bloke, but uninteresting. body wise seems quite fit but not overly so

- jimbo. a sexual demi God lol....narrow blue eyes, good head of semi ginger hair, vast experience, disarmingly honest and frank, big heart and hilariously funny too
clearly has some animal magnetism to the ladies who often love him or hate him..bodywise hes pretty average joe for a 60 year old...couple of chins and a pot belly but he can get around and doesnt struggle with tasks

-lee. the sexual dynamo. has different women every night. what a prat. hes musical, sings cheesey love songs , good hair, eyes yes he has eyes, big lad, sort of half way fit but not too muscley so he appeals as a jack the lad to the girl next door. talks utter crap, can never be trusted but is game for a laugh great fun and can be funny. hes a basket case

-dappy. the little lithe rapster has a huge willy. frankly that probably wins the poll on its own. in general women love a big willy. hes got that small fit little body that women also tend to like. his music is awful but awful sells well in the UK. hes not particularly handsome but hes quirky energetic and interesting. he also talks utter nonsense at times but he can be wise too. has a sense of humour is very creative, wears dreadful clothes and dyes his moustache?. hes a puller.

-evander the real deal. old school. big powerful fit strong good provider. in a world of his own, hes a cool dude to be around. quite chatty and likeable. takes his time explaining stuff but still hes allright....weird views on horses and sexuality, but somehow hes forgiven as hes not malicious...possibly is a bit punch drunk sadly..also likes to dance, quite badly but very funnilly. has a great moustache.

-lionel blair. a good mover, full of spunk and life moreso than many half his age. totally schizo personality and contradicts himself endlessly. did spout some mildly sexist nonsense and has double standards with most people (men too) good head of hair, greta in a thong. hes a pimp