[Kyle]

Ah see you Jimmy?

Ah what's the matter Kenneth?

See I got ma'sel one o they Uruguay v Engerland tickets the now.

Och did ye aye?

Aye I did ye ken. Yoo see I'm wan o they Scotland fans that spends mare time banging ma boaby out tae another Engerland World Cup exit than supporting my own team.

Ach right ye are Kenneth.

Can you no imagine it Jimmy? Engerland getting beat 2-1 and the camera pans round the crowd with all the Engerlish with their faces like a spanked arse and then it goes on tae me in ma Scotland tap and ginger wig with a right big beaming smile on ma coupon.

Ach your so right you are. On yersel wee man.

Nae bother Jimmy. Fancy a haggis?