[waterhog]

missing person appeal - have you seen my wife (spoof) 30.10.14

i have walked the clubs
been in nearly every bar
had way to many intimate rubs
must have been in every brothel, sauna spa.
still no sign
it is a clear and blatant theft
even when sunny i have no shine
sometimes i accept she has left.
but it is all about hope
not just about my winkle
she no's with out her i won't cope
its already started to shrivel and wrinkle.
our bed time chats were romantic
not one bit corny
you made me gigantic
always went to sleep horny.
our future hopes of life
together we could snuggle with a scotch
i so miss my wife
my decision is to go on "crime watch".
one more dance
my love for you it will seal
if any lady wants my life to enhance
then don't be "desperate" but ASAP reply to my wife appeal.

( i will go through every reply with a tooth pick because my decision has to be the right one. if you want a tip - do a poem reply and i am yours. i have booked the church for next Saturday which gives me 2 days to select. if i have no reply's i will re-book the church but as i am not desperate i am sure i will full in love with the first reply. ps no gold diggers need apply. )