[waterhog]

is the taste vintage ? 09.01.15

just like alcohol
it gets better with age
we have every ingredient including "sole"
even if "Katie" will over power and be no "sage".
"Ken" is like a lost lamb
but will his strength grow
admiring the house and weighing all to the gram
its like a episode of "antiques road show".
"Perez" is still working
but is this drink snide
he got he "baby" by "no sex" jerking
she did not even have to spread wide.
most having a tipple
"Patsy" is being a slow cooker
i expect dignity and no nipple
she is no celebrity hooker.
"Keith" has been a open book
vintage he does also score
i hope for his sake he does not hook
the tittle of "Big Bore".
not sure about "Callum"
with love i want to make a stance
bored of this column
BB should have a fundamental rule on romance.
i need to go deep
"Cami Li taste is brewing
forget the outside shell that is cheap
still not vintage after much chewing.
Jeremy has a advantage
the sunshine makes him ripe
he is a potential carnage
no one drop in a "pipe".
no opinion on "Kavana"
he seems like a gent
will "Mel B" be hoping he needs some "Covonia"
or is this news a boredom rent.
"Michelle is deceptive
its like mixing cheese in a greater
i want to swallow and be deceptive
but she looks to much like "Kat Slater".
"Nadia" is maturing"
berries and fruits will make her bloom
but if the cork goes soaring
with her i would not want to be in the room.
onto the second from last
"Chloe" is a stunner
but will this experience and her go past
i am not predicting a long runner.
onto the last which is agony
the highest part of the scale
already she has my sympathy
high hopes for "Alicia Douvall".

( these are my first impressions of this celeb and i am putting my cards on the table - its going to be the best CBB to date. like the fundamental rule of big brother, if you was to reply to this please remember my fundamental rule. the wrath is still in force. )