[waterhog]

should we ban April fools day petition ? 01.04.15

the sun is up and has risen
lining the sky that is blue
a beautiful day won't soften
i will spill the beans and be true.
by the end i will be sitting swank
last year your time i stole
if only your memory i could blank
because this year i want to steal your sole.
please don't surrender
let me build a case
you can reply and return to sender
if you enjoy the chase.
how is this going to finish
i will have to take responsibility
the brain did crumble and diminish
that's why solely i can not accept liability.
i no you are getting nervous
thinking what the hell am i reading
trust me that my whole is enormous
i need my heart filled or its for ever bleeding.
will you commit
a bit similar to a wife
i am going to rub you better then any cl it
this is more then once a day for life.
you have to do my washing and ironing
my palace has to be spotless and smell good
there will be no whining or moaning
and pure silence when starts the "big brother hood".
please place below your application
trust me life is going to be cool
the forum members below gave me satisfaction
for once in my life 01.04.15 i am not the fool.

https://www.change.org/p/april-fools...t_created=true