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Beryl Cheryl Meryl Streep Fernandez-Versini is the supermarkets go to girl. Beryl grew up with forty brothers so it's no wonder she's a dyke and loves carpet. She also had a sister but Beryl killed her because she wanted to be the only dyke in the famalam. Beryl used to be dating former colleague Pavlo Cheesynachos in an attempt to fleece him of £5 but he found out about her plan and dumped ha leading ha to having a breakdown.

Doreen is old and everyone tells her. People are waiting for her to die so they can get their hands on her money. Everyone is trying to seduce her to get into her will. Doreen is a coffin dodger like no other and everyone prays together in the staff room that hopefully she will die.

Elroy Williams is a fierce man eating slut. Elroy used to go by the name Ellie but had a sex change because he kept getting pregnant. Elroy then found God and now is a bible basher. He and fellow bible basher Danielle McMahon are best friends and they both should 'Stop shagging Jesus!' Elroy is secretly LaDaysha's mum.

Jale Burrito has lead a fairly normal life. She's been in two car crashes, been married seven times, had thirteen children, been in a fire, been shot and been in the big brother house where she gained thirty pounds and went by the name Karaturp.

Maureen is everyone's favourite pin up girl. A former playboy bunny Maureen retired from this job at seventy six after she broke her hip during sexual intercourse. She is the fun loving and sexier sister of Doreen. Maureen's high sex drive has lead to five prison sentences.

Kathy/Deb is Norah Lickmeout's old flame but their passion never died. Kathy has recently changed her name to Deb in the store and chopped off all her hair after the ghost of Adjoa Mensah who she resurrected threatened to put a deadly curse in her if she didn't lick Adjoa's pussay. Kathy stayed faithful to Norah and said 'There's only one woman for me' so had to change her name before Adjoa tracked her down and cursed ha.

Do you remember Linda? No? Do you remember Tyra Banks? Yes! Well Linda is Tyra's fat sister who made nothing of her life and ended up looking like a fat mess. Tyra sends a dollar bill to Linda every Christmas.