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Norah and Kathy marry in cereal aisle

Today the public of Britain wondered why they were getting a bank holiday. It was because of the Royal wedding of Norah and Kathy. After being engaged for three days the couple finally tied the knot in the cereal aisle and are now happily married and enjoying their honeymoon in Butlins. Norah and Kathy decided to have their venue at the supermarket as Will walked Norah down the aisle to her favourite song 'We are the cheeky girls'

Fanny was the ring bearer but somehow managed to get two hula hoop crisps stuck up their vaginas. The couple enjoyed a ceremony later in the staff room. The meal consisted of pickled onion monster munch for starters, tesco value chicken korma for their main and Kathy's homemade fishy fanny trifle for desert.

The couple also revealed to OK that they are expecting their first child! May the newly wed couple lead a new happily married life.