[Amy Jade]

Kirk's Song
(to the tune of Fight Song by Rachel Platten)

Such a fat bitch, with her legs open
Mingianna walked in here, straight from the ocean
Thank god the dyke went first
Betty's stirring up a potion
Because she's a hag witch
Like that green bird who sang for Frozen

I think Kirk will pick his Bride
If he goes with Tiffany he's got ****ed up eyes
He can make me scream all night
Just give me a rose or else tonight

I'll fight them all off even LaDaysha the fat sloth
I'll prove I'm the right bitchhhhh
I can turn Kirk on
I will not let Courtney win
I'll fight them all offfff
And I don't really care if I have to rip some weaves
Cos I'm gonna fight dirty for man tonight

The girls are all losing sleep because Johanna is obese
She snores so bad
She snores so bad

And all these things I need to say they will come out today
I will slay these silly hoes
I love Adam and Liv thooo

I'll fight them all off even LaDaysha the fat sloth
I'll prove I'm the right bitchhhhh
I can turn Kirk on
I will not let Courtney win
I'll fight them all offfff
And I don't really care if I have to rip some weaves
Cos I'm gonna fight dirty for man tonight

This is my last verse
I'm late but Kirk will be perched
Cus I'm his favourite Broad

Betty's dildos turned on
Mingianna screws without a condom
Tiffany reuses her tamponnnns

And I don't really care if I have to snatch some weaves cus I'm gonna win this and be Kirky's hot housewife
Yeah im gonna win and be cast on Real Housewives...