[waterhog]

tipping ? 02.05.16 ( can you please give me a tip for my poem attempt ?)



it is very controversial

because money does join

i don't mean to be a advertising commercial

its in the news but don't tip me with bitcoin.

if you go out for a meal

and your service does excel with no exception

you don't with the owner do a deal

so they can pay wages in a deception.

but tipping is often used

your waiter is often on a low wage

will a new law stop them being abused

could you give the owner a stuffing without sage.

or are you opposed

and tips are a gimmick

would it be cheeky if i exposed

leave a £10 or £20 below this limerick.

give me a tip

a smile or a nod will satisfy

don't leave your debit card or a cheque slip

a sign saying "no more poetry" is the only payment to justify.







on sky news this morning they was talking about tips ? when i replace my poems in the best village in the world - if someone leaves me a tip, i will put it in my pocket and smile and say thank you, or if someone leave me a tip saying NO MORE POETRY. i will be writing a a poem on Lucifer as he is after me and has tracked me down. so ? have you got any tips ? http://news.sky.com/story/1688462/ti...taff-says-govt and if you want to pay me via bitcoin - you can find out how here. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/25622442