[Hooly One]

Daniel has scalded Jason's nether regions during a good-natured spat about who will keep in contact after they leave the House.

"I can't wait to come to Glasgow," said Daniel joining Jason on the sofa as the Scot snacked on toast and coffee.

Jason laughed dryly, saying Daniel had previously said that, "you won't be even *******ing bothered if you never see any of us *******ers again."

Daniel told the Scot he hadn't meant what he'd said in the Diary Room about his fellow housemates.

But Jason wouldn't accept his excuses, protesting that Dan was backtracking and couldn't retract what he'd said.

While Daniel joked that nobody wanted to see each other after leaving the House, he wondered whether Jason had been offended by his comments.

"Did it bring a tear to your eye?" he camply asked. Jason assured him it hadn't as he gulped down his coffee.

"Wrong answer!" exclaimed Daniel, flinging a cushion at the surly muscleman.

Steaming hot coffee slopped into his lap as he tried to deflect the well-aimed missile.

"Oh Dan," gasped Jason as the scalding liquid made contact with his crown jewels and Daniel clapped his hand over his mouth in horror.

Ooh heck.. me crown jewels are burning


"That's *******ing hot man," said Jason, gingerly rising to his feet and trying to put a brave face on the situation.

Desperately mopping his shorts, Jason accused, "You've scarred me!" Half-heartedly offering an apology, Daniel advanced on Jason to help out.

But the Scot was less than keen to accept his assistance, spitting, "Don't touch me," and chose to ignore Daniel and Shell's suggestions of a cold shower to ease the pain.

"That's what you get for insulting me... is it red?" asked an unrepentant Daniel as Jason tentatively peeked down his shorts to inspect the damage.

"I'm living with lunatics," muttered Jason, raising his eyebrows in disbelief, as he resumed munching his toast.

Well, it can't have been that bad then...

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