[kirklancaster]

'THEY'D DO ANYTHING'

NANCY (spoken)
So, 'ow's BB17 goin' then Dodger? Is it still all 'acting' and "Game Playin'?...

DODGER (spoken)
Aw, it's gotten bloomin' worse, my darling.

NANCY (spoken)
Wotcha mean; "worse" Dodger? What they up to?

DODGER (sung)
They'd do anything
To win dear, anything
For that means everythink to them.
I know that
They'll tell any lies
But can't hide their shifty eyes.
It makes me despise--
'Em all.

[NANCY]
Would they suck on a naked breast?

[DODGER](laughs)
An' the rest!

[NANCY]
Have a shag in bed?

[DODGER](nods)
An' giving head!

[NANCY]
Was that Ryan and Hugh?

[DODGER]
An' a Zebra too!

[NANCY]
Betray their friends too?

[DODGER](laughs)
Was Judas a Jew?

They'd do anything
To win, yes -- Anything.
Yes they'd do anything to win.

[NANCY]
Anything?!

[DODGER]
Anything it's true!!

[NANCY (spoken)]
'Ere now, Oliver, you watched it.
What do you fink?
Do you fink "they'd do anything"

[OLIVER (sung)]
They'd do anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
To win dear

[OLIVER (sung)]
To win dear, anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
For winning means....

[OLIVER (sung)]
Everything to them

[NANCY (spoken)]
Ah, that's bloomin shockin'.

[OLIVER]
I know that
Just to hear those cheers,
Laura will shed crocodile tears.
To get that viewer vote Ryan will give deep throat

[BET]
Would they overact?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Stab others in the back?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Have a fake showmance?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Will they pretend they're a saint?

[OLIVER]
Even when they ain't!
They'd do anything
To win dears anything --
They'd do anything to win.

[BET]
Anything?!

[OLIVER]
Anything, it's true!!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Dance, Nancy.

[NANCY (spoken)]
Oh, alright, Dodge. c'mon boys!
1-2-3...

[FAGIN]
Well my dears - I ain't no prude...
But would those girls dance in the nude?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
Would they form a 'clique'?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
An' bully the weak?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
They all sound like their sneaks!

[ALL]
They are Fagin - Everyone!
They just want Fortune and Fame
To them that's all in the game.
Yes, they'd do anything...

[FAGIN]
Anything?!

[ALL]
Anything to win.

[FAGIN] (spoken)
Not my Jason though -
He's different that boy.
He's got whatcha might call
BREEDING my dears.