[waterhog]

news watch failed Olympic style 03.09.16

yes i may well be a kill joy
but the BBC have to take the plunge
my TV box i did nearly destroy
over a million times at it i did lunge.
this is not a full shilling
like my music choice it is selective
in no way was the BBC for filling
so happy on news watch others were objective.
you did deep throat
sorry to be so crude
sport did well and truly bloat
to the general viewer you was blatantly rude.
all day was draining
i had no escape
the special brew i was caning
its how i got through this rape.
for honesty you get a meddle
lets toast and i will pour you a scotch
it is a Olympic hill to peddle
from the village i praise BBC news watch.