[waterhog]

new 5 pound notes - all views welcome 01.10.16

i thought it was a scam
the cashier in my barclays was on the take
handing me material tougher then the heath dam
part of the decoy was the free cake.
when i got home i did scrutinize
run it over with a glass to magnify
i can not find one thing to criticize
the bank of england has left me critically dry.
£5 notes are so in need
and now with the added protection
they flow like a persuasive bleed
great for the village bike and the quick erection.
the size has gone down
but that is not making me ill
i still see freddie with his crown
flip over and great to see church hill.
i would leave a sample
so my description is proof its real
but i don't have what's ample
i put it down to my donation appeal.

https://www.thenewfiver.co.uk/ if you want to have a quick peep you can here. and if you are unaware of the donation appeal poem - you can still add a £50 here ( no other notes accepted not even new fivers. ) http://boards.dailymail.co.uk/thats-...e/10275537.htm and if you want to hear my queen sing about money - here you can find some rare notes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsMnybYJEu4