[Cherie]

Not been to one for years


http:// mum has called for a "lewd and offensive" pantomime starring the Krankies, and former Doctor Who star John Barrowman, to be axed.

Natalie Wood has made an official complaint about Dick Whittington at Manchester Opera House, saying it was "too smutty" for children.

During the show, she said, Barrowman fondled co-star Janette Krankie's breasts, and also invited audience members to chant "Alice loves Dick".

The venue said no offence was intended.

'Finger through flies'
Ms Wood, who attended the show with 10 family members - including six children aged three to 12 - told the BBC the show crossed the line from innuendo to "raw" vulgarity.

Among the moments she took issue with was one where Wee Jimmy Krankie, played by Janette Krankie, poked her finger out of her trousers, emulating a penis.

"The main issue for us was the actual fondling of Jimmy Krankie's breasts and all the different cheap smutty jokes," she said.

"Normally we share the jokes from the show afterwards - these kind of jokes you would have to discourage the children from repeating and or acting out," she said.

A local primary school teacher, who wants to remain anonymous, told the BBC she was also concerned about the play after seeing it with her class.

'Really rude'
"I've seen a lot of pantos in my time but this was a step too far - all the staff agreed it was wholly inappropriate," she said.

"I felt really uncomfortable watching it with my class.

"They were all gasping and saying 'this is really rude'."

In her letter to the theatre, Ms Wood said her children had copied some of the jokes in the show.

"My children were repeating Alice loves Dick and sticking their fingers out of their trousers for a pretend penis throughout the evening.

"This is not acceptable and my children required far too much explaining about adult humour for a family show."www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42349690


so what do you think? too much? or harmless innuendo?