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Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy
I quite enjoy a quick frisk down esp if the customs officer is tall ,dark and stunningly handsome with big brown eyes and a nice tidy 6 pack 
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I'm reasonably tall, dark, still considered handsome, and I have still a six-pack (but it's started to hide behind a 12 pack

) I have brown eyes so big that I have two bags underneath to support them

but I'm NO GOOD for you Chuff, because even if I did search you and my hands wandered I'm DAMNED if I'd REMEMBER just WHY.
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