[Macie Lightfoot]

I genuinely don't understand the Michael thing at all because his bloated edit amounted to nothing? He went out with such a whimper, he speaks in a pretty monotone voice through all his confessionals, the content has been the same for like six weeks now, and he accomplished nothing in the game! Like he misplayed an idol early on and then correctly played one later. MEANWHILE, pretty much all the women are UTR but because Michael is young and attractive and has a penis he gets a kinda obnoxious CPP edit with an even more obnoxious reception. Like, look at Probst quote that is beyond a parody of itself.

Entertainment Weekly: I’m not sure there has ever been as impressive a player at such a young age as 18-year-old Michael, who finally met his end here. Give me your take on his game.

Probst: I can’t remember anybody making this kind of impression on the audience. EVERYBODY likes Michael. I mean everybody. Everybody. He’s a really impressive young man. What he’s going through now can be overwhelming. He was living a somewhat normal life, and then he’s suddenly thrust into a spotlight like Survivor. But I think he’ll be okay. So much of his charm comes from an amazingly healthy sense of self that is not tilted too heavily one way or another.

I would invite him back in a minute, I would align with him in a second. He was a massive threat from very early in the game. I can’t say enough nice things about him. He’s just a very well-rounded and likable guy. And if I was a smarter man, I would hang up the Survivor snuffer and represent him as an agent.