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Old 19-07-2018, 02:57 PM #1
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Default I think i might be getting sacked today.

My boss said he will sack the employee with the worst posture
I got a hunch it might be me.




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no, i meant just behave at work, and be nice


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You all know Nicky is Dutch he clearly didn't understand the joke

Nicky, hunch can mean either idea or a curved spine, so parmnion said his employer was going to fire the person with the worst posture, the answer with hunch in it has a double meaning
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