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sooooo I made this thread yesterday but it was ugly and it was so long and thought this format would be cuter I don’t CARE if nobody cares, just something cute to wrap up t’year & for anyone else who cares but ANYWHO ah will update the rankings throughout this evening

Just for context the reality shows I’ve watched this year are:
America’s Next Top Model 24
Celebrity Big Brother 21
Survival of the Fittest
Ru Pauls Drag Race 10
Britain’s Got Talent
Big Brother US 20
Love Island Australia
Love Island 4
Celebrity Big Brother 22
Big Brother 19
X-Factor 15
The Apprentice 14
I’m A Celebrity 18

spoilers of those shows ahead so... um yah

Rankings:

Spoiler:

20: BB20's Kaitlyn Solves A Puzzle
19: Anameia's Ant Sandwich
18: CBB22's Wet Vanity Chair
17: BB19's Airplane Task
16: Kyla Coleman WINS America's Next Top Model
15: The Meg Barton-Hansen Experience
14: Acacia & Aaliyah Surviver 4 Eliminations
13: Hayley & Charlie are Dumped
12: Mariam & Mettise have weave issues
11: Rodrigo & Wendy The Washing Machine
10: Ellie vs. Georgia
9: Tayla & Grant WIN Love Island Australia
8: Bayleigh's Breakdown
7: The Khadija Khalifa Experience
6: Love Island Australia Fight Night
5: The Ellis Hillon Experience
4: Love Island 4: Josh Returns
3: SOTF: The Girls Return
2: CBB22 Punchgate
1: Love Island Australia: Cassidy steals Grant

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NUMBER 20-16

20: BB20’S Kaitlyn Solving a Puzzle
Ok I wasn’t sure if this was a top 20 moment or not, but rewatching it made me scream.
’1 minute remaining’
‘1 min- ah nonaihdqjcs daoc[kvw\ no NO… ohmigawohmigawojmigawd no it’s ded I can’t lift it I can’t lift iiiiiit’
and then ha run back to attempt to build it even though the time had run out, whew I was on EDGE watching it live, she was a SCREAM as a housemate

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19: Anamelia’s Ant Sandwich
A chilling moment to experience, honestly brought tears to my eyes and made me donate all the money my grandma left to me to charity. IMO this was the best moment of BB19 and the fact Ana only had one week, the show deserves to be cancelled for that alone. This clip doesn’t even show the best part but it’s not online anywhere

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18: CBB22’s Wet Vanity Chair
Miss Natalie Nunn ladies & gentlemen whew we had a great year of first boots, my personal fave line of ha’s is when Roxeh, Gobby & Chloe were getting ready as she comes in and says they’ll only be shown if they are next to her, but as an actual whole Vanity Chair gate tops ha outburst.

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17: BB19 Airplane Task
BB19 is one of my LEAST favourite C5 BB’s but at least this task served some screams! Ken dog erupting, the mess of Big Brother speaking in Chinese, ice queen Sian ending Lewis and Tomasz ‘here we go! This the first class seeeet! Enjoiii yor self! Thank yew!’. Best C5 task since Turf Wars and made for a few enjoyable episodes of BB19 ily Paul Osbourne

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16: Kyla Coleman wins America’s Next Top Model
WHEW A LEGEND, period. This show isn’t exactly popular anymore but it will still be one of my favourite RTV shows ever. Miss Kyla seemed an odd choice if you look at weeks 1-5, but sis pulled through, had a unique look and stopped the stupid girl Jeana from winning with Jeana’s ‘congwatulaaaaations '.

The poor gal however hasn’t recieved ha prize yet BUT is living with underrated legend Coura so we love that! It makes me so sad it’s probably not going to return as I LOOV the VH1 format, but Kyla as a last winner is great even though sis is probably gonna be back making coffees next year

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[RileyH]

I love #1

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Originally Posted by RileyH

I love #1

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you WISH

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15: The Megan Barton-Hansen Experience
Now I have that written out I’m picturing a Thorpe park ride where you zoom off into ha baggeh fanneh, doing loops and having t’TIME of your life, before coming out on the other side to female empowerment anthem ‘Who Run The World Girls!’ as plastic surgery needles fall from the sky, whew. ANYWHO Miss Meg brought some fire into an extremely boring Love Island, showing one of two facial expressions, stone cold and evil smirk, multi talented one of my fave islanders ever and the way she controlled every man in that villa was genius

Possibly my fave few moments of the series was
‘CHEERS FOR TELLEN MEH, YEW FOOKIN SLAG’
‘Did she just call me a slag?
‘YER AH DID JUST CALL YEW A FOOKIN SLAG, YEW STOOPID BETCH’

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14: Acacia & Aaliyah surviving 4 Eliminations
The modern day Katie Waissel’s in the form of two 15 year old girls their odds were not in favour for them to come fourth. Them being women of colour, perceived as over confident, rapping and being young should’ve been a perfect recipe for the first boot, but surprisingly they were never actually in the bottom 2 and had good support in the first few weeks. The gag of them sliding through every week and taking out loads of early faves like Shan and Misunderstood was a scream to watch and them only ever performing like 5 songs too, we love resourceful legends! Their best sing off by far

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13: Hayley & Charlie’s Dumping Interview
I mean Hayley as a whole was a scream, but this moment I replayed so many times. It makes it even better that picture of them that was tweeted sat next to each other at the airport going home whilst both being on their phones, followed by the messy This Morning interview on different sofas

‘Ah didnae tell yew to put all yer time in meh ah stated that from t’start but things don’t need to end bittah ’
‘Ah don’t hav any fink else to say back… sorreh’

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12: Mariam and Mettisee have Weave Issues
FIRST OF ALL I’d like to speak to the producers as to why ha name is spelt MARYAM anywhooooo this moment was a scream and iconique (it’s so weird seeing Callum and Maz together), when the girls were laughing and then he came in and pretended to cry

This show was fookin amazing and I am SO mad it got cancelled after getting similar ratings to LI1, it was the perfect mix of drama, competition and love and my favourite RTV show of 2018, plus gave us an iconic winner

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11: Rodrigo & Wendy The Washing Machine
I don’t think I have EVER laughed at a task so hard as this, Rodrigo’s cancelled for being racist but I can’t deny this moment probably made me laugh the most out of all the BB’s this year

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10: Ellie vs. Georgia
SHOT OOP YEW OOGLEH COONT Ellie screamed, as she laid flowers down on Georgia’s dead career’s grave. Once those words uttered out of ha mouth the Loyal G was done for GOOD. I loved Georgia up until kiss gate (she’s become unbearable post show) but this line from Ellie was everything I ever needed. I want those words on my grave. What made this even better was when they then played the interview on aftersun, Ellie was like ‘ohmigawwwwd am so embarrassed nooooo’ and then once ugleh count was said the audience burst into cheers

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[RileyH]

'fucking ugly cunt' is the best part of all LI series

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by brat.

you WISH

It's actually this?

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Originally Posted by RileyH

It's actually this?

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this isn't the worst 20

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9: Tayla & Grant WIN Love Island Australia

First of all if you haven’t watched LIAU you are seriously missing out, it was by far the best Love Island series EVER. Grant was TRASH but I love this moment so much, Tayla was my favourite from day one and the public HATED ha to begin with for being a slag and stealing Cassidy’s man (recurring theme of slags on this list whew) and I really thought Josh and Amelia was gonna win, but when they were third I was like no WAY have they beat Erin & Eden. The reason this moment is on the list though is mainly because of Erin & Eden’s faces, they thought they had it secured AND Millie gloating right in front of E&E's face after they were so mean to ha and threw away their win in the last few days when they were like guaranteed to win up until then

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[RileyH]

Originally Posted by brat.

Millie gloating right in front of E&E's face after they were so mean to ha and threw away their win in the last few days when they were like guaranteed to win up until then

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8: Bayleigh’s Breakdown

Bayleigh LEGEND the only really rootable one that year I felt SO bad watching this, all ah could think was t’poor babeh but it was lowkey a scream with the bleeding tongue as she inaudibly screams ‘COZAHWASDHSDOIVHisiovds’ whew

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7: The Khadija Khalifa Experience

The fact we will most likely never get Khadija in CBB now is proof that God hates the gays. Sis was hilarious but also a savvy business woman, one of my favourites in a long time and for me beats mad Liz, get ha ha own cleaning show, sis outsold Kim! Her argument with Linda is one of my fave’s this season, along with Linda telling Sian there’s no need to cry

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6: Love Island Australia Fight Night

Love Island UK would NEVER. Could you imagine Big Brother nowadays letting a physically fight play out for this long, such good TV other thought both of the males fighting are trash, seriously Love Island UK looks pathetic next to this shet, poor Tayla didn't deserve this, Eden was gross shouting at Tayla

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[RileyH]

That should be higher

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The only Disappointment i have with that brawl is that we don't actually see them swinging at each other

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time for t'TOP 5

5: BB19: The Ellis Hillon Experience

Potentially an odd choice to be so high? But this whole thing was such a scream, sis came on the show and gave up ha job at McDonalds, to go on national tele, show ha arse, get groped by Lewis G before being exposed as a racist on her 20th birthday and sent on a 7 hour car journey by haself home. The tweets were disgusting and ah do not stand by miss ah look geed en ah bekeneh at all, but this whole situation was such a mess, glad she was cancelled tho (but she's nor racist)

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[RileyH]

Remember when Georgia bullied our Kaz

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4: Love Island 4: Josh Returns

Even though this year’s Love Island was shetted on, looking back with hindsight I actually prefer to last years. The first half was so good with the Adam & Meg experience, followed by Casa Amor and then kiss gate. This however, whew when ah was watching this live my heart was POUNDING, and the few seconds it took Loyal G to pull haself together into an independent woman! The Suffragettes are shaking!

Too bad she then fooked it up with kiss gate BUT those 2 episodes with the Kez drama are some of my fave episodes this year

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Originally Posted by brat.

8: Bayleigh’s Breakdown

Bayleigh LEGEND the only really rootable one that year I felt SO bad watching this, all ah could think was t’poor babeh but it was lowkey a scream with the bleeding tongue as she inaudibly screams ‘COZAHWASDHSDOIVHisiovds’ whew

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i couldn’t stand Bayleigh but that was a scream!

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just swapped Kez & Ellis around don't care

[Daniel.]

Punchgate better win

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before we get to the Top 3, some honourbale mentions:

Love Island 4: Rosie Confronts Adam

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CBB21: Triple Eviction & Night of t'intruder

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The X-Factor 15: Dalton Harris' Creep

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ANTM24: Rio vs. Sandra (can't find a clip but this from 2017 was also a scream)

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TOP THREE TIME

3: Survival of the Fittest: The Girls Return

When I tell you I had GOOSEBUMPS when this episode aired whew, in the MOST intense moment of the series, the girls left the lodge to battle for their place back in in a swimming battle. Unfortunately in this we lost legend Georgia Cole but seeing Mettisse (who couldn't swim and everyone thought was gone) and Sam come back to the lodge I literally replayed the episode on plus one when it was over, and Tristisse and Maz & Mettisse's friendship ugh I just LOVED this show

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a scream at Mettisse's shade

Maz: 'it's just sad because it's like me and Mettisse going up against each other friendship level-'
Mettisse: 'NAH, wouldn't say it's like that at all '