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Drinking game: down a bottle of vodka every time Ru says or does one of the following

• "Drag is about playing with every crayon in the colouring box"
• "Drag Race is about the tenacity of the human spirit"
• Ru refers to the queens exclusively as "these kids"
• Ru fails to recall the name of literally any queen who's ever been on the show
• "Okurrr!"
• "Ello guvna!"
• Ru laughs way too much at anything Jack Whitehall says
• Ru spends five minutes trying to psychically conjure up Jack Whitehall's next big acting role, forgets what he's doing halfway through and starts talking to Graham about pears
• "Let the church say amen!" is met with crickets
• "Errybodysaylove!" is met with Helen Mirren sighing and taking another sip of her drink