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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet
I went to York races as part of a Stag do. That horrifying moment you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you won or lost
the answer was all the money I took which was about 300 sovs - mind you most of that was drink cash as it was pricey. My mate Dunc punched a guy at the station and Billy fell off a scafolding thing and broke his collarbone.
All in all it was a great stag
so many good looking women so take your glasses
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Take my glasses
You just remembered me my last time at the races.
Kelso was the track and it was my sisters 50th birthday...I had came up to surprise her..
So I'm wandering around the race course on a sunny ladies day, with a bottle of champagne for her.
Took about 3 laps of the full stand and surrounding areas for me to find her..
I was gaping at everyone, squinting in the sun, looking like an old perv, as I eyed the ladies up and down from afar, to see if she popped out in the crowd..
Not once or twice mind, but 3 times

Each lap a little more breathless than the last, I must have looked like a panting dog wanting to mount another leg on the third lap