[Crimson Dynamo]

My mum taught me the basics like how to make porridge, omlettes, scrambled
eggs. How to fry stuff how to prepare veg, how to cook a steak, how to grill and
the like. We have always had a big allotment so i was always down there as a
kid with all my uncles being told how to lift and prepare veg.
Every summer i was down there shelling peas, eating blackberries and goosegoggs, syboes and carrots straight out the ground

Stands to reason dunnit