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"Who's Boris Johnson?"

Would that be the Boris Johnson who's the Mayor of London, occasional TV presenter, Tory MP, shadow Education Minister, former editor of the Spectator, frequent topic of controversial headline news and all-round media celebrity? Nope, sorry, never heard of him!

"What are condiments?"

I've no idea. What exactly are salt and pepper? I've never heard of them either! Thanks for asking, though. God forbid you should bother to look it up in a dictionary!

"People are inteligent [sic] in different ways, some people have great memories for facts, others have great creative streaks and some are very academic or philosiphical [sic] (If [sic] that's a word)."

Yes. But she's a trainee schoolteacher!

P.S: I can confirm that “philosiphical” is NOT a word. Hope that helps.